One:
Never trust a cop in a raincoat.

Two:
Beware of enthusiasm and of love. Both are temporary and quick to sway.

Three:
If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks.
He will not ask you again.

Four:
Never give your real name.

Five:
If ever asked to look at yourself, never look.

Six:
Never do anything the person standing in front of you cannot understand.

And finally, Seven:
Never create anything. It will be misinterpreted.
It will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.